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All Hallow's Eve

Sat Oct 31, 2009, 1:09 PM
  • Mood: Suggestive
  • Listening to: Pokemon 2.B.A. Master OST
  • Reading: IMs
  • Watching: Your house
  • Playing: Pokemon Emerald
  • Eating: Air
  • Drinking: Air
Happy Halloween, you guys!

Tonights the night I get to wear my Silver costume paired with my Golden sweetie. X3

Since we'll have time before trick or treating (and a few people have requested it), we're taking fanservice requests ~ Anything goes, just no nudes. But, of course, it'll also depend weather we're in the mood or not. If not, the harder stuff may have to wait but we'll try our best to get it for you ~

Have a great night everyone!

An Obituary

Fri Oct 23, 2009, 4:41 PM
  • Mood: Pity
  • Listening to: Pokemon Gold, Silver, Crystal OST
  • Reading: IMs
  • Watching: Your house
  • Playing: Pokemon Emerald
  • Eating: Air
  • Drinking: Air
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as:
Knowing when to come in out of the rain
Why the early bird gets the worm
Life isn’t always fair,

and maybe it was my fault. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don’t spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).

His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place.
Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition. Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children.

He declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer sun lotion or an Aspirin to a student, but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the churches became businesses and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense took a beating when you couldn’t defend yourself from a burglar in your own home without the burglar suing you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot, spilled a little in her lap and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents Truth and Trust, by his wife Discretion, his daughter Responsibility, and his son Reason. He is survived by his 4 stepbrothers: I Know My Rights; I Want It Now; Someone Else Is To Blame; and I’m A Victim.

Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone.

If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

(Printed in The London Times

Ripped from :iconpolar-dragon:

To All My Friends

Sat Oct 17, 2009, 5:42 PM
  • Mood: Confused
  • Listening to: Pokemon Gold, Silver, Crystal OST
  • Reading: IMs
  • Watching: Your house
  • Playing: Pokemon Emerald
  • Eating: Air
  • Drinking: Air
This is just a "for future reference"-type thing. If there is one thing that I truly hate in this world, (and I am not a hateful person, I more or less just dislike things) it's when people have a problem with me and leave it to the bitter end to even mention it. Then, of course, most of the time when they DO mention it, it's a whole bloody list being sprung on me out of nowhere!

I can understand how people can be hesitant about bringing up certain topics, but really, hiding it then just letting them build into something bigger? That's just stupid.

I don't bite, seriously. I mean, if you've got a problem with me just come out and say it! Of course it'd be pretty rude to just out of nowhere say it, I prefer when people approach me, take me aside and say they need to talk about something. That's the polite way of doing things. 9/10 times I'll listen to what you have to say. Of the other 10% I', really not in the mood for talking and it'll be obvious when I'm in a bad mood and really don't need more stress.

I don't even know WHY I have to explain this, but some people really can't grasp this concept very well. I thought most problems were meant to be dealt with upfront before they got worse. At least that's the more logical way of approaching them, or am I mistaken?

So, please, for the love of whatever heavenly being you worship, tell me when I'm doing something wrong upfront! I'm stupid, I totally can't tell weather I'm hurting someone or not until someone tells me and usually it's after things have manifested into becoming out-of control. I'm not perfect, no one can ever claim to be without lying. I don't want to lose you guys.

That's all I got... Take care, friends. I love you all.

I'M OKAY

Mon Oct 12, 2009, 10:55 AM
  • Mood: Llama
  • Listening to: Muzik - 4Minute
  • Reading: IMs
  • Watching: Your house
  • Playing: Pokemon Emerald
  • Eating: Air
  • Drinking: Air
I sobered up pretty well last night. Man I feel lame now. XD The only downside was I got a headache after I had calmed down.

OH WELL

I officially hate coloring long wigs, there are TOO MANY CREVICES.

But noooooo, of COURSE they wouldn't have any red wigs that I could use. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

I'm done. :3

BAHAHAHAHA

Sun Oct 11, 2009, 4:31 PM
  • Mood: Llama
  • Listening to: My Sister Laughing
  • Reading: IMs
  • Watching: Your house
  • Playing: Pokemon Emerald
  • Eating: Air
  • Drinking: Air
I'm so giddy right now. XD My parents lemme have the tiniest shot glass of booze and now I think I'm buzzed. XD I'm laughing at everything, even the adds!

DUN TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ME! D:

Anyways, does anyone know some way for me to CALM THE FUCK DOWN!? KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEEEEEEE

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